Top 5 blasphemous Easter blog titles

Along with serious articles for this time of year - these just seemed to pop into my twisted mind. I wonder if anyone would ever actually write them?!

1. Time for the chocolate feast!

2. Jesus loves you – with holy wooden dildos

3. Stiff love – Get an erection that would raise anyone from the dead

4. Shove all your eggs in one basket - the art of vaginal stretching

5. Nail people on the cross this Easter: a guide to dungeon furniture and strap ons

Just a bit of fun!  Made me giggle anyway... can you think of any more?

A Pulsating Pleasure Prayer

My vibrator,
Which brings me heaven, Rabbit be thy name.
You make me cum, 
You bring such fun.
On earth- or is it heaven? Give me this day my daily thrill, 
And forgive me my screams as I forgive those who sell me flat batteries, 
Lead me straight into temptation.
Deliver me from frustration. 
For thine is the vibration, the power and rotation.
For ever and ever-

No men.

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