Top 5 blasphemous Easter blog titles

Along with serious articles for this time of year - these just seemed to pop into my twisted mind. I wonder if anyone would ever actually write them?!

1. Time for the chocolate feast!

2. Jesus loves you – with holy wooden dildos

3. Stiff love – Get an erection that would raise anyone from the dead

4. Shove all your eggs in one basket - the art of vaginal stretching

5. Nail people on the cross this Easter: a guide to dungeon furniture and strap ons

Just a bit of fun!  Made me giggle anyway... can you think of any more?

Mad March Offers from Sextoys HQ

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Brand new Sextoys.co.uk Offers!

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Screaming O Ogee Twistee Vibe

Screaming O OGee Twistee Vibrator


Sex toys do not have to be for men OR women. How about a toy that couples can use together?


Brand new at Sextoys.co.uk  is the Screaming O OGee Twistee Vibe, priced at £39.95 and available in Lavender Purple or Blush Pink.


This ingenious creation is the very epitome of versatility! Made from squeezable, sumptuous silicone, the OGee Twistee Vibe can either be twisted to the shape you desire or enjoyed as it moves with the contours of your bodies during sex.


The OGee becomes an enhancement to the sexual event, not an intrusion. Featuring a removable, three speed bullet, the OGee is fully waterproof so why not enjoy flexible sensations in a steamy bathroom setting?


Pleasure nubs adorn the head and shaft to give maximum satisfaction during use, whether together or as a deliciously thrilling clitoral stimulator or G-Spot vibrator for her.


As the bullet is removable, this can be used on its own or kept in a handbag, pocket or glove compartment for pleasure on the go.


The OGee Twistee Vibe from Screaming O is the ultimate addition to any self respecting toy collection.   




Get yours today, at Sextoys.co.uk!


xxx

Romance, Valentine's and Couples Fun - from Sextoys.co.uk!

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Sextoys Offers & Promotions 28 Nov

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Bathtime Buddies offer - £9.99 - FREE delivery & FREE Slide Lube!

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Where have I been? Chaotic Cara Update

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