Yesterday brought a few surprising and delightful treats from a good friend of mine, Carly. She had promised some printed t-shirts for me, and finally the wonderful package arrived. Excitedly I opened them out... three t-shirts all for me!
Each one of them displays a fun slogan, showing a facet of my personality and sexy life!
I have taken a picture for you with the inspirational/muse items, above.
Firstly, a Mistress t-shirt, showing that I am interested in the fetish scene, as anyone who knows me will be able to confirm. I have displayed this with a couple of my favourite items, the Bondage Boutique Xtreme Leather Basic PVC Ball Gag and the Bondage Boutique Luxury Two Tone Suede Flogger. I love these items and I must mention the fact that Bondage Boutique offer the world's first loyalty scheme. Every item comes with stickers you put on a collector card, once you have collected enough you can claim your free spanker!
Secondly, an Intimidildo t-shirt. This amuses me no end, since I recently was lucky, if that is the right choice of word, to test the enormous inflatable dildo shown in the picture. Oh Carly and I did laugh. She said it should be called the Intimidildo, which is also her pet name for a favourite wishlist dream, the Super Victor Giant Dildo. Ouch!
Finally, my secret is out. Yes my friends, I adore being gay. Therefore I of course required a Yayness for Gayness t-shirt! I battled against my usual subtle nature and won. I bet no-one guessed previously that I was lesbian, did you? Complete shock to the world. Ahem, yes anyway. I will wear my new t-shirt with 'pride' (see what I did there?) and possibly whilst reading my new Best Lesbian Erotica 2010 book which I am really enjoying! I also have the Xcite book, Girl Fun 1 - Adventures in Lesbian Loving, which is a fun introduction to Sapphic play and I highly recommend it. After poring over Carly's hand written love note like a properly lust-struck stalker, I finally calmed down enough to actually talk to the wonderfully divine woman herself to say thanks. I think my crush on her amuses her somewhat. She doesn't complain much for a straight woman and in fact encourages my flirting! Some women can be such sluts. I love it.
After much mental frottage, she had the brilliant idea of starting a lesbian training school. My mind immediately went to outfits, of course. Haughty school Mistress combined with a dash of imperious Governess. Perfect.
Now I just need to find some willing victims. I mean pupils. I think a good class would consist of around 6 lovely luscious curious corruptibles.
Once I had these signed up, I would start lessons with a blog post consisting of my very own lesbian erotica...
Who is 'wanton' some training? Comment on this blog and reveal yourselves... The teacher is ready to show her students all they need to know...
Until (maybe) a very hot and saucy Sapphic tale next time...
Stay sexy, my blog angels
xxx
